Fall Fashion Trend Report

By Ann

Today I was cruising around Pinterest, and this appeared on the clothing board of a fashionista pinner I follow:

What.

Yeah, I know. That was a lot to process. Let’s try that one more time, shall we?

Double what.

Stop. The. Presses. What is going on here?

Now, on the one hand, you could view this as a misguided attempt at “artsy-ness” meant to evoke the texture of the sweater.¬†On the other hand, you could take it at face value and embrace the newest fall fashion trend.

Face it, ladies and gents: brown is the new black, chevron is the new polka dots, and live animals are the new fur.

I know what you’re thinking: “But, Ann, how am I ever going to afford the latest designer lambs?” Well, never fear, fashionistas, even if farm animals are out of your budget, you can embrace the trend with this easy DIY substitution:

Your willing or unwilling household pets.

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF FASHION, BITCHLETS:

Bam. Cat shawl.

If your cat begins to grow restless, just find yourself a new way to cat-ccessorize.

The cat clutch.

Incidentally, cat-swept is the new wind-swept.

Case in point.

And if your cat gets too restless…

Where are you going, Stella?! Fashion is at stake!

Find a new animal to accommodate your fashion-forward needs. Check it, yo.

Hamster hat.

Problem solved. No more excuses, folks. Time to get TRENDY.

 

On a side note, I’ve started saying “bitchlets” as a term of endearment. I regret nothing.